Starbucks makes an appearance!

The baby came. She really did. There is no way she really came out of me, but there is a small human we have been allowed to take home, and she is dead cute, and no-one has realised their mistake and come running after us.

So without further ado, here she is.

Complete with facial scratches from the first night in the world of finger nails.

She's learnt a karate defence pose already, needing to fight off all the parental attention and touching.
None of these photos really reflect what she actually looks like, and how cute she really is.

She also has really soft hair, and smells great. A bit like the plastic food you had as a child in your mini kitchen, which had fake food smell on it. (I can clearly picture the cherry pie slice).

More info when i have more time, made several revelations during the duration of my hospital stay (Sat night to Thus lunch time), including that if you do a silent fart whilst hooked up to a baby heartbeat monitor, the monitor makes the fart noise instead! Quite embarrassing when you are not in labour and trying to be normal.