Starbucks is ONE!!!!!

I've survived a year, and more importantly so has she!!

To celebrate i made cup cakes that look like cookie monster. What better way to celebrate than feed your fledgling a humungous amount of blue food dye laced with sugar just before bed?!!

 

The Cookie Monster cakes i made for her.

 Starbucks may look unimpressed but she ate that cake at great speed a second later.

Starbucks makes an appearance!

The baby came. She really did. There is no way she really came out of me, but there is a small human we have been allowed to take home, and she is dead cute, and no-one has realised their mistake and come running after us.

So without further ado, here she is.

Complete with facial scratches from the first night in the world of finger nails.

She's learnt a karate defence pose already, needing to fight off all the parental attention and touching.
None of these photos really reflect what she actually looks like, and how cute she really is.

She also has really soft hair, and smells great. A bit like the plastic food you had as a child in your mini kitchen, which had fake food smell on it. (I can clearly picture the cherry pie slice).

More info when i have more time, made several revelations during the duration of my hospital stay (Sat night to Thus lunch time), including that if you do a silent fart whilst hooked up to a baby heartbeat monitor, the monitor makes the fart noise instead! Quite embarrassing when you are not in labour and trying to be normal.

Food Glorious Food

Did i tell you the human life growing in me is called Starbucks temporarily? until he comes outside to meet us all. Starbucks has changed my body immensely already, my whole digestive track slowed down the day i found out i was pregnant, he gives me back ache despite being a fit and healthy kick boxer the week before, and bizarrely enough, he's completely overtaken my sense of taste- gone are the days when i enjoyed deep fried shrimp and a mug of tea with dipped in chocolate, the very thought makes me feel sick. Part of the current problem is that Starbucks appears to like very few foods, and has also turned me off lots of the nice healthy things i also liked to enjoy.

In summary food Starbucks likes (and this is pretty much exclusive):
Chips (but not too fatty ones- more like oven chips)
mash potato
crisps
cheese
milk
steak
apples
McDonald's Big Mac
And i often dream of the food i used to serve at Pedro's the Mexican restaurant in Norwich where you were required to wear a sombrero to eat your whole meal! quality.

Food Starbucks hates:
Tea!!
coffee
lettuce
carrots
chocolate
soup
vegetables

So is this official cravings? If so why don't they tell you that you get 'loathings' as well. i already feel like my body has been hijacked, how will i cope when he's clinging on to me screaming for my milk? Perhaps once he's out i can settle myself with tea and chocolate once again, and the world will be at rights once more :)